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Entertainment (2/13/15)

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“ People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just becasue they’re not on your road doesn’t mean they’ve gotten lost.”–Dalai Lama XIV Across 2. The ‘Brown’ wizard in “The Hobbit” 5. Yellow and blue combined 7. Extinct flightless bird […]

Entertainment Issue 13

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“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.”– Jules Renard Words: Melt – Ice – Slip – Workout – Sleep Drink – Drive – Gustie – Hockey – Twig Biscuit – Sauce – Mask – Zamboni – Blades Goal – Mullet – Fans – Coach – Gold   -Kevin Pajor

Entertainment (12/5/14)

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“ Christmas doesn’t come from a store, maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more….”-Dr. Suess Across 1.Christmas celebrates the birth of ___. 5. Jack’s dog in Nightmare Before Christmas. 7. Santa’s helpers. 8. The film this quote comes from: […]

The FOURTH CROWN: Issue 11

SnapCash, the answer to all your monitary needs.

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Entertainment (11/14/14)

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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”- Albert Einstein Across 3. Biscuit on the ice 4. Flower associated with Veteran’s Day 6. Poker hand consisting of ‘Aces and Eights’ 8. ‘Allegory […]

The FOURTH CROWN: Issue 9

Due to Yik Yak’s horrifying effects on student’s grades, professors have introduced the letter grade “f-”.

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Entertainment (10/31/14)

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“ Terror is the desire to save your own a**, but horror is rooted in sympathy.”– Joe Hill Across 3. Creator of The Nightmare Before Christmas 6. What costumed kids say for candy 8. This carved vegetable represents the souls of […]

Entertainment (1/11/12)

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“ I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” – Henry David Thoreau      

The FOURTH CROWN: Issue 6

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Crossword Answers Issue 5

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  “In football everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team.” -Jean-Paul Sartre Across: 1. Brett Favre 3. Penguin 5. Mojo 8. Seattle 10. Gopher 11. Murder 13. Felix 14. Forrest Down: 2. Fruit 4. New Hemisphere 5. […]