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The FOURTH CROWN: Issue 4

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Last Week in History

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15th, Nikitia Khrushchev becomes the First Soviet leader to stop by the United States in 1959— The last encounter of Soviets was when the Russian club was formed on campus. 16th, B.B. King was born on this date in 1925—Jazz […]

The FOURTH CROWN: National Physician Shortage Traced to Gustavus Department of Chemistry

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The FOURTH CROWN: First-Year Student Loves Coed Floor So Much, Friendships Will Last a Lifetime

These first- year girls are TOTALLY convinced they will be ‘bffs’ throughout their four years at Gustavus.

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Entertainment (9/11/2014)

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                      Top Five underclassman dorms… 1. Pittman/ Sohre–Sinks are a plus, but the walk to the caf… better stock up. 2. Coed– Have fun in the frozen tundra on your […]

Calendar (5/2/2014)

Manspider lookin’ fly in his cap and gown. Speaking of flies, Manspider’s kinda hungry.

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but transcript of the first draft of Harry Potter’s acceptance letter to Gustavus. They were nervous. Friday, May 2 Celebration of […]

Calendar (4/25/2014)

Social change to get behind. #OurManSpider

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but the lyrics of Timeflies’ songs. I told you we should have voted Jason Derulo. Friday, April 25 Gustie Cup Floor […]

Calendar (4/18/2014)

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* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but you know what, The GusTavian Weekly? It’s about damn time you take responsibility those you hire! Sunday, April 20 Zumba […]

Calendar (3/28/2014)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but the uplifting hopes and dreams of Spring Break to counter the soul-crushing weight of mid- term grades. Friday, March 28 […]

Calendar (3/21/2014)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but those of another news publication on campus, infiltrating the very way news at Gustavus is done. THE FUTURE IS TODAY, […]