The content of this page as satirical in nature and in no way reflects the views of The Gustavian Weekly, Gustavus ,or its faculty, students, or administrators. The Fourth Crown is not intended for readers under the age of 18 Increasingly awful weather reminds students why they chose Gustavus SAINT PETER— As the weather begins its annual plunge into the negative digits, students are breaking … Continue reading The FOURTH CROWN: Issue 6

The content of this page as satirical in nature and in no way reflects the views of The Gustavian Weekly, Gustavus ,or its faculty, students, or administrators. The Fourth Crown is not intended for readers under the age of 18   Lululemon Outlet Opens in Norelius Basement Saint Peter— ­­Students visiting the basement of Norelius were surprised last week to see a fully functioning Lululemon … Continue reading The FOURTH CROWN: Issue 4

15th, Nikitia Khrushchev becomes the First Soviet leader to stop by the United States in 1959— The last encounter of Soviets was when the Russian club was formed on campus. 16th, B.B. King was born on this date in 1925—Jazz students are still bumping B.B. through their ears. 17th, The “ Red Baron” or Manfred Von Richthofen got his first aerial victory in 1916—Today students … Continue reading Last Week in History

The content of this page as satirical in nature and in no way reflects the views of The Gustavian Weekly, Gustavus ,or its faculty, students, or administrators. The Fourth Crown is not intended for readers under the age of 18. MINNEAPOLIS­­–A comprehensive study released this week by the University of Minnesota College of Medical Sciences has attributed the nation’s shortage of physicians to the Department … Continue reading The FOURTH CROWN: National Physician Shortage Traced to Gustavus Department of Chemistry

The content of this page as satirical in nature and in no way reflects the views of The Gustavian Weekly, Gustavus ,or its faculty, students, or administrators. The Fourth Crown is not intended for readers under the age of 18. SAINT PETER—Following the completion of an entire week living together in section 3C of Norelius Hall, First-Year student Christie Jensen has reached the conclusion that … Continue reading The FOURTH CROWN: First-Year Student Loves Coed Floor So Much, Friendships Will Last a Lifetime

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but transcript of the first draft of Harry Potter’s acceptance letter to Gustavus. They were nervous. Friday, May 2 Celebration of Creative Inquiry: St. Peter Room 5 p.m. This celebration’s decorations will be the left over balloons from Divest-Fest. Bollywood Workshop: Lund 224 6 p.m. Next week’s Hollywood … Continue reading Calendar (5/2/2014)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but the lyrics of Timeflies’ songs. I told you we should have voted Jason Derulo. Friday, April 25 Gustie Cup Floor Hockey: Lund Center Forum 4 p.m. I will be in attendance merely for the heated fights. THE CUP IS ON THE LINE. Weekend Movies: Her & … Continue reading Calendar (4/25/2014)