The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the words on the Rosetta Stone. Language scholars were really bummed when this was all it said. Friday, May 10 Dances of Universal Peace: Heritage Room 6:30 p.m. It’s a reenactment of when the French, German, British, and American soldiers did the Macarena together on Armistice … Continue reading Calendar (5/10/13)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but they are actually the opinons of an old hermit who lives up yonder past the river and the woods. He likes to stay in the know with Gustie news. Friday, May 3 Books in Bloom: Folke Bernadotte Memorial Library 3:30 p.m. But aren’t books just dead plants? … Continue reading Calendar (5-03-13)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the transcripts of one of the accreditation meetings people keep talking about. I think they went off topic. Friday, April 26 Coca-Cola Educational Partnership Grant Reception: Heritage Banquet Room 3:30 p.m. I haven’t been invited back since I asked for a Pepsi. Spring Swing Dance: Alumni Hall 7 … Continue reading Calendar (4/26/13)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the comments of a snarky, sarcastic senior who just does not give a s*** about anything anymore. Friday, April 19 3rd Annual Gustavus Women in Leadership Conference: American Swedish Institute Minneapolis 8:30 a.m. Watch your feet. There are shards of broken ceiling glass all over the place. Relay … Continue reading Calendar (4/19/13)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the ghost of James Freetly haunting his former page, meaning he is here this weekend complaining about how I ruined his page. Friday, Mar. 22 Up Your Understanding: Culpeper Language Center 4 p.m. Not to be confused with the confusion seminar, “Up Yours, Understanding.” Faculty Shop … Continue reading Calendar (3/22/13)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the instructions to a t-shirt cannon. Not necessarily good instructions, but instructions nonetheless. Friday, Mar. 15 Faculty Meeting: Alumni Hall 2:30 p.m. Hopefully they have a sign that says, “No Kidz Aloud.” Gustie Cup: Basketball and Dunk Contest (Space Jam Edition): Lund Center Forum 4:30 p.m. All … Continue reading Calendar (3/15/13)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather excerpts from some of Russell Crowe’s songs in Les Misérables that we couldn’t understand. Friday, Mar. 8 Yoga in a Sacred Space: Christ Chapel 7 a.m. Don’t quote me on this, but I think the Gus Bus is taking students to Tibet. Yoga with Brenda: Lund 224 … Continue reading Calendar (3/8/13)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather a voicemail sent to me on Case Day. I wonder why it’s so incoherent. Friday, March 1 Yoga in a Sacred Space: Christ Chapel 7 a.m. Not to be confused with“Yoga in a Scared Space” in the Rundstrom chapel. African Night: Alumni Hall 5:30 p.m. I don’t … Continue reading Calendar (3-1-13)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but actually what’s in those emails we get at like 1 a.m. that I imagine no one reads. Friday, Feb. 22 Faculty Shop Talk: Interpretive Center 4:30 p.m. The Gustavus faculty knows their s@#$ about cars. Weekend Movie: Rise of the Guardians: Wallenberg Auditorium 8 p.m. The alternate title was … Continue reading Calendar (2-22-13)