The satirical Calendar of the Gustavian Weekly
The content of this page as satirical in nature and in no way reflects the views of The Gustavian Weekly, Gustavus ,or its faculty, students, or administrators. The Fourth Crown is not intended for readers under the age of 18 Laundry quick-cycle eliminated: riots ensue SAINT Peter— Mass hysteria has enveloped campus after the laundry machines’ “Quick Cycle” mode was removed from use. President Bergman … Continue reading The Forth Crown Issue 17
“ Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird, that cannot fly.” –Langston Hughes Across 4. Author of the “Leviathan” 5. In the same family as the bobcat 8. 40th president 9. International Business Machines 11. Horse and Donkey 15. Two- year degree 16. Writer of the “ Star-Spangled Banner” ( three words) 18. Large island south of France 21. Area … Continue reading Entertainment (2/27/15)
The content of this page as satirical in nature and in no way reflects the views of The Gustavian Weekly, Gustavus ,or its faculty, students, or administrators. The Fourth Crown is not intended for readers under the age of 18 Campus Safety gears up to dish out record number of Violations this holiday season SAINT PETER– One of Gustavus’ longest traditions is set to take … Continue reading The Fourth Crown Issue 15
“ People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just becasue they’re not on your road doesn’t mean they’ve gotten lost.”–Dalai Lama XIV Across 2. The ‘Brown’ wizard in “The Hobbit” 5. Yellow and blue combined 7. Extinct flightless bird 9. Country that owns Easter Island 10. Valuable found in oysters 13. Previous currency of France 14. All Sikh men have to wear these 19. … Continue reading Entertainment (2/13/15)
“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.”– Jules Renard Words: Melt – Ice – Slip – Workout – Sleep Drink – Drive – Gustie – Hockey – Twig Biscuit – Sauce – Mask – Zamboni – Blades Goal – Mullet – Fans – Coach – Gold -Kevin Pajor Continue reading Entertainment Issue 13
“ Christmas doesn’t come from a store, maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more….”-Dr. Suess Across 1.Christmas celebrates the birth of ___. 5. Jack’s dog in Nightmare Before Christmas. 7. Santa’s helpers. 8. The film this quote comes from: “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.” 10. Famous snowman. 12. Common evergreen used for Christmas trees. 13. Gingerbread man in Shrek. Down 1. Gift bad … Continue reading Entertainment (12/5/14)
The content of this page as satirical in nature and in no way reflects the views of The Gustavian Weekly, Gustavus ,or its faculty, students, or administrators. The Fourth Crown is not intended for readers under the age of 18 Optimistic freshman sees only positives coming out of SnapCash Mankato, MN — Following SnapChat’s recent announcement that it will now be able to … Continue reading The FOURTH CROWN: Issue 11
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”- Albert Einstein Across 3. Biscuit on the ice 4. Flower associated with Veteran’s Day 6. Poker hand consisting of ‘Aces and Eights’ 8. ‘Allegory of the Cave’ creator 9. Runner-up in the 2014 World Cup 10. Brothers who flew the first airplane 12. Country the United States assaulted during … Continue reading Entertainment (11/14/14)
The content of this page as satirical in nature and in no way reflects the views of The Gustavian Weekly, Gustavus ,or its faculty, students, or administrators. The Fourth Crown is not intended for readers under the age of 18 Student body dismayed Yik Yak anonymity does not apply to exams and papers SAINT PETER— With the combined academic pressures of midterm grade postings … Continue reading The FOURTH CROWN: Issue 9
“ Terror is the desire to save your own a**, but horror is rooted in sympathy.”– Joe Hill Across 3. Creator of The Nightmare Before Christmas 6. What costumed kids say for candy 8. This carved vegetable represents the souls of the dead 10. Ghost in Mario 12. Mummies were wrapped in this type of bandage 14. Vehicle type that transports the deceased 15. Transforms when … Continue reading Entertainment (10/31/14)
