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“ I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” – Henry David Thoreau      

The FOURTH CROWN: Issue 6

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Crossword Answers Issue 5

  “In football everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team.” -Jean-Paul Sartre Across: 1. Brett Favre 3. Penguin 5. Mojo 8. Seattle 10. Gopher 11. Murder 13. Felix 14. Forrest Down: 2. Fruit 4. New Hemisphere 5. […]

The FOURTH CROWN: Issue 4

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Last Week in History

15th, Nikitia Khrushchev becomes the First Soviet leader to stop by the United States in 1959— The last encounter of Soviets was when the Russian club was formed on campus. 16th, B.B. King was born on this date in 1925—Jazz […]

The FOURTH CROWN: National Physician Shortage Traced to Gustavus Department of Chemistry

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The FOURTH CROWN: First-Year Student Loves Coed Floor So Much, Friendships Will Last a Lifetime

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Entertainment (9/11/2014)

                      Top Five underclassman dorms… 1. Pittman/ Sohre–Sinks are a plus, but the walk to the caf… better stock up. 2. Coed– Have fun in the frozen tundra on your […]

Calendar (5/2/2014)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but transcript of the first draft of Harry Potter’s acceptance letter to Gustavus. They were nervous. Friday, May 2 Celebration of […]

Calendar (4/25/2014)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but the lyrics of Timeflies’ songs. I told you we should have voted Jason Derulo. Friday, April 25 Gustie Cup Floor […]