The satirical Calendar of the Gustavian Weekly
* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but you know what, The GusTavian Weekly? It’s about damn time you take responsibility those you hire! Sunday, April 20 Zumba with Paige: Lund 224 7 p.m. It’s an amazing thing to see your dreams come true before your eyes. Zumba War 2014 is that very realization … Continue reading Calendar (4/18/2014)
* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but the uplifting hopes and dreams of Spring Break to counter the soul-crushing weight of mid- term grades. Friday, March 28 Mike English Retirement: Three Crowns Room 4:30p.m.-7p.m. This famous and infamous legend will be retiring from Gustavus Campus Saftey. Will you be taking the Segway with … Continue reading Calendar (3/28/2014)
* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but those of another news publication on campus, infiltrating the very way news at Gustavus is done. THE FUTURE IS TODAY, GUSTIES. Friday, Mar. 21 Dove Real Beauty Speaker: Alumni Hall 7 p.m. This exhilirating discussion will be rooted in the visual beauty of doves, pigeons, and … Continue reading Calendar (3/21/2014)
* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the diary of Vladimir Putin. The guy f@#$ing loves The Hobbit. Friday, Mar. 14 Post-Impact: Life after a Traumatic Brain Injury: Alumni Hall 3 p.m. This might be the closest we get to having an NFL player on campus in a while. Weekend Movie: The Hobbit: The … Continue reading Calendar (3/14/2014)
* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but Rebecca Bergman’s first rulings as President-Elect of Gustavus. Making a lot of noise here. Friday, Mar. 7 GAC’s Got Talent: The Caf 7 p.m. But grammatical fluency is not one of those talents. Weekend Movie: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire: Wallenberg Auditorium 7 & 10 p.m. Given how clumsy … Continue reading Calendar (3/7/2014)
* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the only information that was leaked in the Apple security breach. Pretty scary, I know. Friday, Feb. 28 Faculty Meeting: Alumni Hall 2:30 p.m. Now that Ohle’s on the way out, what do they even talk about? Faculty Shop Talk: Interpretive Center 4:30 p.m. The biology … Continue reading Calendar (2/28/2014)
* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the opinions of Case Day participants. So don’t take it seriously. Friday, Feb. 21 Pie-Off: Interpretive Center 5 p.m. Not to be confused with the Math Department’s annual Pi-Off. Weekend Movie: Thor: The Dark World: Wallenberg Auditorium 8 p.m. The Scandinavian Studies Department is making this a … Continue reading Calendar (2/21/2014)
* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the whispers of Cupid heard amid the booming music of The Dive on Friday. Friday, Feb. 14 Russian St. Valentine’s Day Tea: Phi Beta Kappa Room 4 p.m. Despite what @SochiProblems is showing, the tea is pretty f@#$ing good. Weekend Movie: Last Vegas: Wallenberg Auditorium 8 p.m. … Continue reading Calendar (2/14/2014)
* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the Easter Bunny’s plans to overthrow Santa Claus. It seems like he got sidetracked. Friday, Dec. 6 Faculty Shop Talk: Interpretive Center 4:30 p.m. Just a quick recap of the professors’ Black Friday deals. Christmas in Christ Chapel: Christ Chapel 7:30 p.m. Has anyone told them … Continue reading Calendar (12/6/2013)
* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the opening to the Declaration of Independence. Had to tell the king what’s what. Friday, Nov. 22 Talents and Treats: Norelius Hall 7 p.m. Trick or treating is for untalented people that didn’t make the cut for this event. Pure Movement Plus: The Choreographer’s Gallery: Anderson … Continue reading Calendar (11/22/2013)
