The Gustavian Weekly

Calendar (3/28/2014)

By Justin Feit Calendar Editor | March 28, 2014 | Calendar

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but the uplifting hopes and dreams of Spring Break to counter the soul-crushing weight of mid- term grades.

Friday, March 28

Mike English Retirement: Three Crowns Room 4:30p.m.-7p.m.

This famous and infamous legend will be retiring from Gustavus Campus Saftey. Will you be taking the Segway with you, Mike?

Saturday, March 29 – April 7

Spring Break: Anywhere in the world March 29-April 6

Gusties from all over Minnesota and a couple other states will be traveling back to their homes to read and do chores….

Monday, April 7

Majors and Minors Fair: Heritege Room 3 p.m.- 6 p.m.

Come to the Majors and Minors fair and listen to all the fun majors out there, mainly a couple of Poli Sci teachers talking to you on how cool it is to be a poli-sci teacher.

Tuesday, April 8

La Mesa de Espanol: Cafeteria 6 p.m.-7 p.m.

Je ne sais pas. Come on over to speak Spanish with a bunch of students just learning Spanish.

Zeta Ice Cream Social: Courtyard Cafe 8 p.m.-9 p.m.

Contrary to popular belief they do still exist . . . Swing on by for some blueberry ice cream.

AGAPE Concert: Alumni Hall 9 p.m.-10:30 p.m.

Are Gremlins Actually People’s Equals comes to Gustavus to share experi- ences with Gremlins and how unequal they are in today’s world.

Wednesday, April 9

GHP- Bootcamp w/ Brenda Haugen: Lund 224 (Aerobics Room) 11:40 a.m.-12:20 p.m.

Attention! You are invited to come and get a military work out with Sergeant Brenda. You will run, jump, roll, dip, dodge, duck, dive and dodge again your way to a good workout.

Watering Hole Wednesdays: Culpeper Language Center (Vickner 108) 3:30 p.m.- 4:30 p.m.

Gustavus recently flew a plethora of animals from Sub-Saharan Africa to Gustavus to take part in this rare chance to get water.

Coffeehouse: Cam Nelson: Courtyard Cafe 8 p.m.- 9:15 p.m.

So this is what Gustie alums do.

Thursday, April 10

Room Draw: Alumni Hall 5 p.m.-10 p.m.

Heard through the grapevine that Charlie Potts is offering his house to students who need an off-campus location.

Greta Christina “Why Are You Athesists So Angry?” Lecture and Q&A: Wallenberg Auditorium 7p.m.-9p.m.

How are you going to use evolution to explain this, Athesists?

Friday, April 11

Weekend Movie: Saving Mr. Banks: Wallenberg Auditorium 8 p.m. & 10 p.m.

Tom is at it again with the sequal to Saving Private Ryan . . .

Relay For Life: Lund Center April 11 at 6 p.m.-April 12 at 6 a.m.

No laughing matter, a great event everyone should go to and show their support.