The satirical Calendar of the Gustavian Weekly
How do you deal with stress? Music, for me, is a good escape from stress. I play drumset in the jazz band, so I find that if I’m stressed and have access, I’ll go practice. Just sit down, put on some headphones, play along to some jazz music. Or if I find that I can’t go practice I’ll just listen to some jazz music from … Continue reading Beneath the Crown
Each of these puzzles represents a popular idiom, or figure of speech. See if you know what they are! Continue reading Word Puzzles (9/4/15)
How would you define a community? Hmmm…that’s a good question, it’s worth thinking about. I would define a community as a group of people that are together for a common reason or a common purpose, usually in a common area. Do you think it is easier to create a community with one larger goal in mind, even if some members may have smaller goals in … Continue reading Beneath The Crown
“ So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.”- Willy Wonka ‘71 Across 1. George Washington’s wife 3. Western tie 5. River of the Underworld in Greek Myth 6. Crime involving fire 10. Head protection for hockey goalies 11. Hooded snake 12. In Greek Myth, king who turns things he touches to gold 13. Dante’s companion through Hell … Continue reading Entertainment (5/8/15)
-Kevin Pajor Continue reading Come on Down!
“There are so many different aspects that make my work meangingful to me. Seeing students progress and being a part of their journy through music to achieve artistry and observing their sense of accomplishment and appreciation of artistry when they experience it is my favorite part,” said Professor of Music and Gustavus Choir Director, Gregory Aune. Across 4. Name of the aircraft that dropped the … Continue reading Entertainment (5/1/15)
“ The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.” –Ralph Waldo Emerson Across 4. Creature with the body of a lion and wings and head of an eagle 5. Left side of a ship 7. Home of the Pope 10. A railroad ‘nail’ 11. Large sea creature in the Bible 12. “C” in YMCA 15. Actor in the original Willy Wonka 17. Comedian with … Continue reading Crossword (4/24/15)
“ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” –Oscar Wilde Across 1. Team with the most Stanley Cup wins 4. To run fast 5. Messenger of the Greek gods 6. Measures softness of bedsheets 7. Dwayne Johnson aka 9. “ Give it your best__” 12. Inventor of quick-freezing foods 14. Acorn is to oak, as needle is to ___ 15. Previous president of GAC 16. … Continue reading
The content of this page as satirical in nature and in no way reflects the views of The Gustavian Weekly, Gustavus ,or its faculty, students, or administrators. The Fourth Crown is not intended for readers under the age of 18 Lent going predictably poorly for college sophomore SAINT PETER—A few weeks into the forty day period of Lent, Sophomore Jack Harper’s goal of forgoing alcohol … Continue reading The Forth Crown Issue 19
“ Wisemen speak because they have something to say; fools becasue they have to say something.”-Plato Across 2. Female Bear 3. An___ a day, keeps the doctor away 5. Out of the ordinary 6. Famous beer from Jamacia 10. Location of the Shenandoah Valley 11. An Original Six hockey team 12. “C” in CIA 14. Jewish holy book 15. “ Two freckles past a ___” … Continue reading Crossword (3/13/15)
