The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but the translated manuscript of the Pope’s resignation speech. He loves Wreck-It Ralph. Friday, Feb. 15 Chili Cook-off & Beer Tasting: Interpretive Center 5 p.m. I didn’t know St. Peter was getting a NASCAR event! I Am We Are Presents: The Sex Show!: Alumni Hall 7 p.m. The religious folk thinking … Continue reading Calendar (2-15-13)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the personal notes of President Ohle. Looks like all these people aren’t going to bring him down! Friday, Jan. 18 Cardio Mixx: Lund 224 6:15 a.m. The best joke on this page is an event starting at 6:15 a.m. during J-Term. Weekend Movie: Here Comes the … Continue reading Calendar (1/18/13)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but actually Santa’s notes. Seems like the old man’s lost his mind. Friday, Dec. 7 Benefits of Learning a Foreign Language: Culpeper Language Center 4 p.m. The only benefit I care about is knowing how to swear in a foreign language. Theta Babysitting: The Dive 5:30 p.m. IGS is going … Continue reading Calendar (12/7/12)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but the random utterings of some guy who just got his wisdom teeth removed. Friday, Nov. 30 Christmas in Christ Chapel: Christ Chapel 7:30 p.m. The “Silent Night” remix is going to be dope. Weekend Movie: Total Recall: Wallenberg Auditorium 7 p.m. I’m totally trying to recall this movie, … Continue reading Calendar (11/30/12)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but they actually kind of are. I mean, they hired me, a known wildcard, in the first place. Friday, Nov. 16 Exemplary Leadership – Privilege in Leadership: Beck 119 2:30 p.m. I’m guessing Kim Jong Il never went to this. The 2012 Theatre Gallery The Edge of … Continue reading Calendar (11/16/12)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the opinions of The RecoRd, St. Benedict/St. John’s Student Newspaper. If you hate it, blame them. Friday, Nov. 9 Oregon Extension Study Away Info Session: Wallenberg Auditorium 9:30 a.m. – 2:30 p.m. Oh, hell no. Last time I went to Oregon, four of my kids died due … Continue reading Calendar (11/9/12)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the incoherent utterances of Donald Trump. Friday, Nov. 2 LineUs Show: Alumni Hall 6:30 p.m. LineUs in Alumni? The Dive just got a little less sexy. Drag Show! – Coming Out Week: Evelyn Young Dining Room 7:30 p.m. Not to be confused with the Agricultural … Continue reading Calendar (11/2/12)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the inner dialogue of President Obama during the debate. He had a lot on his mind. Friday, Oct. 12 Sophomore Socials: Johns Family Courtyard 3-5 p.m. With the absence of this event last week, the last seven days have caused the sophomore class to … Continue reading Calendar (10/12/12)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the final calendar entries of the original ancient Mayan calendar. We will see in a week if we have reason to be nervous at the end of the year. Friday, Oct. 5 Weekend Movie: Brave: Wallenberg Auditorium 7 p.m. & 10 p.m. When will Pixar … Continue reading Calendar (8/5/12)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the journal of King Carl XVI Gustaf from his last visit to America. Weird how the same events are happening on campus all these years later.. Friday, Sept. 28 Sophomore Socials: Johns Family Courtyard 3-5 p.m. In a fit of jealousy, the class of … Continue reading Calendar (9/28/12)