* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The Gustavian Weekly, but are in fact a list of all the things you really ought to do in your four years at Gustavus. Like build a fort in the Arb, sacrifice a goat, open a bazaar in the campus center and trick-or-treat at Ohle’s. Friday, Sept. 7 Sophomore … Continue reading Calendar (9/7/12)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but are in fact a list of all the things you really ought to do in your four years at Gustavus. Like build a fort in the arb, sacrifice a goat, open a bazaar in the campus center and trick-or-treat at Ohle’s. Friday, May 11 Free … Continue reading Calendar (05/11/12)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but are in fact a small tub of mice, placed on top of a door standing ajar. When your roommate comes in they’ll learn the meaning of retribution! Friday, May 4 Fluid Motion Workout Class Lund 224 2:30 p.m. And I get arrested when I do that in … Continue reading Calendar (05/04/12)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but are in fact a series of moves to bust out at the Dive. Use caution however, because the Monday – Wednesday moves are illegal in some states. Friday, April 27 Arbor Day Treasure Hunt @ Linnaeus Arboretum 2:00 p.m. & 5:00 p.m. Great. Now Jack Ohle … Continue reading Calendar (04/27/12)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but are in fact an exact and painstaking transcript of the backward section of Missy Elliot’s song “Work It.” Friday, April 20 Day of Silence @ All Over All Day “I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something queer going on today.” Relay For … Continue reading Calendar (04/20/12)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but are a baby hen in the lepord’s den. Feeling chagrin, but once again, all the king’s men give the story a spin and make it seem like egg laying’s a sin. This is wearing thin. Friday, March 23 G.O.L.D. Course: Productive Frustration Beck Hall 119 3:30 p.m. … Continue reading Calendar (03/23/12)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but are in fact a tube of toothpaste inserted in one nostril and squeezed until your eyeballs are minty fresh. Maybe that will teach you to pay the Shady Character on time! Friday, March 16 Browser Look Up: Vickner 108 10:30 a.m. Last time I let someone … Continue reading Calendar (03/16/12)

* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The Gustavian Weekly, but are in fact  a manifesto on the spiritual exploration of the Cornish game hen. What are their loves? Fears? Hopes? To be fair, most of them center around corn and grubs. Friday, March 9 Holi Festival: Eckman Mall, Shakespeare Pit @ 10:00 a.m., 3:00 p.m. So … Continue reading Calendar (03/07/12)