* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The Gustavian Weekly, but is in fact  a giant bucket of turpentine where your gallon of two percent milk used to be. What is this? A prank? Who has this much turpentine!? Friday, March 2 First Friday in the Library: Ebooks: Folke Bernadette Library @ 1:30 p.m. I don’t like E-books for … Continue reading Calendar (03/02/12)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The Gustavian Weekly, but is in fact a big old moldy bowl of potato salad left in the back of your fridge by your uncle on the fourth of July Friday, Feb. 24 The Movers Walking Club: Lun @ 12:40 p.m. My new organization is going to punch The Movers right in … Continue reading Calendar (02/24/12)

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The Gustavian Weekly, but is in fact the drunk guy who won’t stop talking to you at the bar. He just that guy. That pain in the ass guy. No. I don’t want to do kareokee with you. You’re going to have a jug band come and live with you. … Continue reading Calendar (02/17/12)