Staff Writer- Evangelyn Hill Last December, Lisa Heldke, a Gustavus philosophy professor, gave a talk at the University of Milan concerning her recent book Parasitic Personhood and the Ontology of Eating. “Ontology,” according to the Oxford Languages’ Dictionary means “the branch of metaphysics dealing with the nature of being.” Heldke’s book (and subsequent lecture) concerns how human existence correlates in many ways with parasitism.  “Basically, … Continue reading Lisa Heldke Reflects on Speech at Milan University

News Editor- Jenna Anderson Gustavus is once again hosting the MAYDAY! Peace Conference. The 2026 theme is “250 Years of Democracy? Revisiting the Declaration of Independence, 1776–2026.” This event will take place from 3:30-5:00 p.m. on Feb. 25th in Alumni Hall. All students, faculty, and staff are encouraged to attend. “The format of the conference is a brief faculty keynote followed by a panel discussion. … Continue reading MAYDAY! Peace Conference Inspires Conversations

Staff Writer- August von Seth Anna Brandt Starting next academic year in the Fall, select Gustavus students will have the right to bring their pets to a designated residence hall. The pilot program, which was announced in Jan., will be restricted to returning students in their second, third, or fourth year of college. As stated in a community-wide email from college president John Volin, participants … Continue reading Pet-Friendly Housing Program to Pilot Next Year

News Editor- Jenna Anderson This Monday, Feb. 2nd, the Punxsutawney Phil of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, came out of hiding to deliver the horrendous news of an already arguably horrendous winter: six more weeks of this freezing weather. Upon receiving this news, the Gustavian Weekly decided to find out how Gustavus students really feel about the winter weather and dive deeper into their thoughts about Punxsutawney Phil. … Continue reading Punxsatawney Phil Exposed