2026 is the Perfect Year to Become a Houseowner

Staff Writer- Emily Sustaita For the past couple of months, things have been pretty rough for our economy: gas prices have shot up; we pay more and buy less for our groceries; shipping costs have skyrocketed; and rent keeps rising. So much so, it feels like the whole world is crashing down on us. The aspects of the American dream that we aim to have, … Continue reading 2026 is the Perfect Year to Become a Houseowner

CAB Bring Me Bridgit Mendler Or Else…

Opinion Editor- Soph White Here I stand—making the demand of the century. CAB, I see you. You let students vote for the artist for the concerts you put on, but I think you need to cut students off. Where is the nostalgia factor? Where is an artist who is single-handedly the most interesting human to exist? CAB bring me Bridgit Mendler or else. Stop stomping … Continue reading CAB Bring Me Bridgit Mendler Or Else…

Academic Rivals Make the Bestest Friends

Opinion Editor- Soph White In my life I have had several academic rivals, all of which were rivalries made up in my head. Although I’ve had several, I’ve felt most passionately angry about a select few of them and their success. But I’ve discovered something odd: Those especially irritating academic rivals make the bestest friends.  It happened a total of three separate times, where people … Continue reading Academic Rivals Make the Bestest Friends

Enjoying St. Patrick’s with Coffee, in Style

Staff Writer- Bao Vu Every year on March 17th, the world celebrates St. Patrick’s Day—a major Irish holiday. It’s the day when they honor the patron saint of Ireland with lively street festivals, traditional dances, and an abundance of green everywhere you look. You can easily spot shamrock symbols wherever you go.  To be honest, I used to mistake them for four-leaf clovers—the universal symbol … Continue reading Enjoying St. Patrick’s with Coffee, in Style

Unveiling the Lore of Leperchauns

Staff Writer- Mary Athorp St. Patrick’s Day is always a day of great anticipation for many, especially college students who have Advising Day right after it, speaking hypothetically, of course. Now, whether or not you celebrated, I’m sure you still saw many people wearing green, you nodded to a ginger, or you noticed a mysterious number of people taking a walk down to St. Peter, … Continue reading Unveiling the Lore of Leperchauns

The Apartment: the Masterpiece that Revealed the Underbelly of Society

Staff Writer- Emily Sustaita Since I last wrote my Mr. Smith Goes To Washington article, it’s been a long time since I’ve sat down and discussed one of my favorite topics in the world—old Hollywood films! So, since spring is almost here, I thought I’d leave my burrow a little early—despite all the evil snow—and go on a tangent about a great film I watched … Continue reading The Apartment: the Masterpiece that Revealed the Underbelly of Society

The Lin-MANuel, the Myth, the Legend

Staff Writer- Mary Athorp Lin-Manuel Miranda is really a genius, isn’t he?  I don’t even think you can contend with that statement; it’s just objectively factual. Now, I have many thoughts about Miranda and his state of genius, and I’ll likely share all of them with you throughout the course of this article. But my recent thoughts regarding Miranda aren’t just coincidences.  Back in February, … Continue reading The Lin-MANuel, the Myth, the Legend

Guessing Your Major Based on Your Favorite Muppet

Staff Writer- Emily Anderson Class registration is coming up. Alarms are set, and the MyGustavus plan you worked on and was approved by your advisor is ready to go. All that’s left to do is click the register button, and your next semester is all set. However, it can be such a chore to pick classes out, especially if you don’t know what your major … Continue reading Guessing Your Major Based on Your Favorite Muppet

Get Your Headphones On, It’s Time to go “Stateside”

Staff Writer- Emily Sustaita While watching Alysa Liu joyfully skate in the Exhibition Gala, you may have caught yourself bopping and dancing along to a song called “Stateside”. As the catchy lyrics go, “I’m freezing outside, I feel my skin tight/ My coat is inside, but I look up at you.” You might be wondering, who was the person who wrote this song? This glittery … Continue reading Get Your Headphones On, It’s Time to go “Stateside”

Aca-Awesome: GAC Acapella Making a Comeback?

Staff Writer- Emily Anderson Music has been rather boring lately. When riding on the bus to a swim meet lately, I realized the truth, the comeback of modern music, through watching Pitch Perfect. Anna Kendrick’s voice filled my spirit with whimsy and joy. Bumper and the Treblemakers are gallivanting around the stage while singing covers of songs. “The Riff Off” (also known as the most … Continue reading Aca-Awesome: GAC Acapella Making a Comeback?