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April Fools, Opinion

Robots: The New Face of Crustavus

Amia Honl – Writer Bot One of the most important missions here at Crustavus is our green movement. With compost bins everywhere, a Crustavus student is able to be a little more green in their daily lives. One thing we can’t be green with is our body’s gas output. Once we start sweating, a human being can release a lot of grossness into the air. It’s … Continue reading Robots: The New Face of Crustavus

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A comprehensive history of Crustavus Campus Cryptids

Adam Pierce & Wen Bick – Better than You 😛 As I am sure you all know, there has been a history of hauntings on the Crustavus campus. This week, working in conjunction with the Monkey Man, the Weekly’s Investigative team took to the streets of St. Peter after hours to uncover the secrets of the Crustavus campus, and this is what they found. The Monkey … Continue reading A comprehensive history of Crustavus Campus Cryptids

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