Mother Nature caught with possession of illegal substances Sources confirmed Tuesday that a number of illicit narcotics were, in fact, administered to Mother Nature and that she will be answering for her more than questionable behavior in recent weeks. While it has not yet been released to the general public exactly what substances Mother Nature has been ingesting, locals have their suspicions. “If you ask … Continue reading The Bunion
Save the beards I have a confession to make. Well … to be quite honest, I technically already made it on the Gustavus Love Confession page, and according to the 39 “likes” it has received, I think it’s safe to assume that everyone agrees with me. Beards are awesome, and we Gusties are lucky enough to have a plethora of finely-bearded gentleman in our presence. However, … Continue reading Reading this will make you cooler
What is terrorism? According to the Federal Bureau of Investigation website, terrorism is defined as “unlawful use of force and violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives.” Now let’s switch over to some recent events in which the term, “terrorism,” has been loosely thrown around. Starting off, … Continue reading The Hidden Truth
I’m sure that almost everyone has seen the flyers around campus featuring students of the Gustavus Secular Student Alliance voicing their reasons for being atheists. Some of the quotes include “I am an atheist because religious dogma is poisoning public discourse” and “I am an atheist because I believe in living a life without fear.” The intention of the flyers as I understand it is … Continue reading Letter to the Editor (4/26/13)
I had the privilege of attending this year’s Relay for Life event on April 19th at Gustavus Adolphus College. My son Matt was honored to be your student speaker this year. Matt was diagnosed with Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia during his senior year of high school in February, 2009, and just finished up his last chemotherapy in August, 2012. Currently he is in remission. This is … Continue reading Letter to the Editor (4/26/13)
The Take the Hill Triathlon will take place on campus on Saturday, May 4, 2013. The Epsilon Pi Alpha Fraternity, as well as community volunteers, will be hosting the event. Epsilon Pi Alpha alumni, Peter Nerothin, founded Insulindependence, an internationally recognized non-profit organization. As a diabetic and ultra-endurance runner and triathlete, he broke the stereotype that diabetics cannot be active and healthy. Nerothin and some … Continue reading Take the Hill triathlon: three times the fun
This year’s unpredictable weather has taken its toll on many spring athletes, especially the Gustavus Track and Field Team. As this year’s spring outdoor season comes closer to an end, the team struggles to find time to compete in meets before entering the MIAC Conference meet. “We have had some good practices, but the weather has taken a lot of the season away. The season … Continue reading Track and Field competes in rain or shine
Sports and Fitness Editors Linnea Moat and Renee Hoppe reflect on the Boston Marathon. John F. Kennedy once said, “The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle than the courage of a final moment; but it is no less a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy.” While marathons are usually marked by happy finishers, post race drinks, and enthusiastic crowds, this year’s Boston … Continue reading Finding hope among the Marathon’s destruction
Laughing doesn’t just feel good; it also helps us burn calories. While enjoying a hearty laugh, our heart rate increases by ten to twenty percent, which also increases our metabolism. Laughing also lowers cortisol levels, a function that controls our body’s post-meal metabolism and stashes fat in the midsection of the body. According to Juliette Kellow’s article Laugh Yourself Slim, laughing for 15 minutes a … Continue reading The key to mental and physical health is simpler than you think
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