The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but the translated manuscript of the Pope’s resignation speech. He loves Wreck-It Ralph.
Friday, Feb. 15
Chili Cook-off & Beer Tasting: Interpretive Center 5 p.m.
I didn’t know St. Peter was getting a NASCAR event!
I Am We Are Presents: The Sex Show!: Alumni Hall 7 p.m.
The religious folk thinking they are going to The Sects Show are in for a nude awakening.
Weekend Movie: Wreck-It Ralph: Wallenberg Auditorium 8 p.m.
The producers still weep at night knowing this isn’t a Pixar film.
Saturday, Feb. 16
Owls of Minnesota: Interpretive Center 10 a.m.
Not to be confused with Awls of Minnesota, the annual cobbler’s convention.
The Gustavus Wind Orchestra Home Concert: Bjorling Recital Hall 1:30 p.m.
They are unbeatable at home this year.
The Gustavus Choir 2013 Home Concert: Lund 224 7:30 p.m.
After this, the orchestra returns for a duel to determine musical dominance on campus.
Weekend Movie: Wreck-It Ralph: Wallenberg Auditorium 8 p.m.
It brings me much Glee to find Jane Lynch in something good.
Sunday, Feb. 17
Weekend Movie: Wreck-It Ralph: Wallenberg Auditorium 2 p.m.
Cartoons are meant for Saturday mornings . . . blasphemers.
Monday, Feb. 18
Frost Week: Window Painting: Evelyn Young Dining Room 6 p.m.
The Painting Club is looking to rebound after years of disappointments in this venue.
Tuesday, Feb. 19
Weekly Meditation: Interfaith Space 7 p.m.
Bring a friend! Put the“bud”in Buddhism.
Wednesday, Feb. 20
Involvement Fair: Banquet Rooms 4:30 p.m.
For weeks, Gusties will be most involved with deleting emails from badgering groups.
Shevy Smith Show: Courtyard Café 7 p.m.
Other misspelled car company performances by Phord Phillips and Krysler Kellogg!
Thursday, Feb. 21
New Faculty Orientation Session: President’s Dining Room 12:30 p.m.
Did they just forget to take this off of the calendar?
The Government Inspector: Anderson Theatre 8 p.m.
Everyone will be“Russian” to see this play!
Feit-sty Horoscope
Aries: You aren’t the only one experiencing the J-Term hangover.
Taurus: No matter what I write, no joke is bigger than the Grammys.
Gemini: Finding out Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? actually originated in the United Kingdom will devastate you for weeks.
Cancer: Alone on Valentine’s Day? Get used to it.
Leo: Zero Dark Thirty’s ending was the biggest shocker since Lincoln’s.
Virgo: GustieLeaks unfortunately won’t take complaints of leaky faucets in your dorm room.
Libra: Sarah McLachlan’s commercial has ruined more people’s lives than the number of dogs it has saved.
Scorpio: Props for having a bad@#$ sign of the Zodiac.
Sagittarius: They need to change the papal voting process to the Survivor-style voting. Put this s@#$ on primetime.
Capricorn: I keep hoping and expecting Ohle to strut into the Caf with some music blaring like some WWE wrestler.
Aquarius: Another Ohle-Villain scenario: He shows everyone his paycheck, yelling, “Scoreboard!”
Pisces: So Space Jam isn’t based on a true story?
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