Whilst I was recently perusing the latest LOL Cats pictures, a benevolent and omniscient voice came into my head. “Maggie,” the voice simply said, “this is God.” Needless to say, I crapped my pants. I quickly changed into a clean pair (because who wants to speak with their Creator in soiled skivvies?) and responded, “I’m here, God. Would you, um, like something to drink? I … Continue reading The time I gave God a headache

Hello, my name is Galen Mitchell, and I’m a music addict and snob. I’ve been living with this condition for over 12 years now. I still remember the first CD I ever owned, the one that started it all. … It was The Beatles—Past Masters: Volume One—and I “stole” it from my father when I was seven years old. Sure, it was a compilation disc, … Continue reading Confessions of music snob