Fowl Play Suspected: The Disappearance of Farmer Carne Ivore

News Editor- Jenna Anderson Following last year’s catastrophe at the St. Peter Turkey farm, the city council thought that they were ready for anything the turkeys might throw their way. They even went so far as to pass City Ordinance 11272025 for the regulation of suspected Turkey Turnover. Select community members were trained on what to do in the event of another mass escape. They … Continue reading Fowl Play Suspected: The Disappearance of Farmer Carne Ivore

Gustavus Swim and Dive Propel to First Place

Staff Writer- Nathan Swanson The Gustavus Men’s and Women’s swim & dive teams competed this last Saturday, November 8th, against Hamline and Augsburg University. At their home pool, it was an exciting and successful weekend for both teams, as they each took first place and had a handful of impressive races. Men’s swimming and diving beat Hamline 731-359, while Women’s swimming and diving took first … Continue reading Gustavus Swim and Dive Propel to First Place

Gustavus Football Overpowers Augsburg

Staff Writer- Katie Thomas On November 8, 2025, Augsburg University hosted Gustavus Adolphus College in one of the final football games of the regular season for both programs. The game was played on a cold and windy afternoon in Minneapolis, where both teams were able to showcase their abilities. When the final whistle blew, the Gusties had fought hard and controlled the game, defeating Augsburg … Continue reading Gustavus Football Overpowers Augsburg

Men’s Hockey Gets Iced Out 4-3

Staff Writer- Alayna Boe Opening their season with a tough game, the Gustavus Adolphus Men’s Hockey team has started their season in full swing. Facing off against the University of Wisconsin-Superior Yellowjackets on Friday night and the University of Wisconsin-River Falls Falcons on Saturday, the Gusties faced some hard competition. Both games were extremely close, but the Gusties fell in defeat during both of them. … Continue reading Men’s Hockey Gets Iced Out 4-3

The Ultimate Breakup Album: West End Girl

Professional Fangirl- Katelyn Benschoter One of the most popular topics of songs is breakups. From gut-wrenchingly sad songs such as “Drivers License” by Olivia Rodrigo or those songs you want to play when you are angry at the world, like “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morissette, there are hundreds of breakup songs that have gone number one on the charts. It is no surprise that … Continue reading The Ultimate Breakup Album: West End Girl

“Let’s Play” Games That Have Lived Up to the Hype

Opinion Editor- Soph White Imagine–it’s 2017, you were born at a young age, and unfortunately, are in middle school with a bunch of small haters. You come upon the glory and awe that is YouTube “Let’s Plays”. You thrive in the fanfiction world of Jacksepticeye and Markiplier (aka Septiplier) and watch Yandere Simulator by creators like Bijuu Mike. Years and years of watching “Let’s Plays,” … Continue reading “Let’s Play” Games That Have Lived Up to the Hype

Mafalda: a Hidden Treasure in the Comic World

Staff Writer- Emily Sustaita When I was sixteen years old, I discovered Mafalda while watching TV with my grandma. We were lounging on the couch, casually listening to a channel called Telemundo, when a news reporter began talking about this exhibit in Mexico City showcasing Mafalda, an Argentinian comic strip. Footage of the exhibition and the drawings created by the artist flashed across the screen. … Continue reading Mafalda: a Hidden Treasure in the Comic World

Taking a Stand Against Daylight Savings

Staff Writer- Mary Athorp Let’s not beat around the bush here: Daylight Savings Time sucks.  Okay, that was a bit dramatic and a little vulgar. Let me try again.  Daylight Savings Time is… not my favorite thing in the world. There’s just something about the sky getting dark at four o’clock that makes me want to curl up into the fetal position and cry until … Continue reading Taking a Stand Against Daylight Savings

Fall Band Concerts

Staff Writer- Amelia Dewberry Join the Gustavus Wind Symphony and Philharmonic Orchestra for a fall concert on Saturday, Nov. 15th at 4:40 p.m. in Jussi Björling Recital Hall. The concert is free to attend, and no tickets are needed. It will also be livestreamed on the Gustavus Music YouTube channel. The performers are looking forward to a joint performance where they can celebrate their music … Continue reading Fall Band Concerts