* The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but are in fact a magical fish that will grant you three wishes. But be ye warned, this fish has a terrible sense of irony. Continue reading Calendar 09/09/11
Fruits and vegetables were created for everyone but Adam and Eve, so why don’t we utilize this valuable resource? We live in a nation filling their stomachs with high-fructose corn syrup, fast food, and Lucky Charms. Lucky the Leprechaun is on to something, but his undeniable appeal leads many toward the wrong rainbow. Following a rainbow of processed foods has you looking down at your … Continue reading Eat Me
The Gustavus Men’s soccer team is off to a fast start led by Senior Economics Major Doug Frey and Senior Biology Major Ben Ceder, two of five captains at the helm of this experienced group. The Gusties hope to improve upon their 2010 record of 10-5-3 (5-2-3 MIAC), which yielded a 5th place conference finish. “Our coach likes to tell us to play with a … Continue reading Men’s Soccer: Cruzin’ to California
It’s that time of year when Gusties are welcomed back to the hill by award-winning caf food and trays of frost-your-owns. Between daily caloric temptations and the busy schedules of the average college student, it can be difficult to find time to stay in shape and fight off that third-year thirty. If you’re looking for a quick and effective way to fit in a killer … Continue reading Athletic Advice
Friday, September 2 • Campus Safety responded to a Medical Assist in Norelius Hall. • A Gustavus student was cited for underage consumption, while in Southwest Hall. Saturday, September 3 • Campus Safety responded to a medical assist at the International Center. Sunday, September 4 • Two Gustavus students were charged by Campus Safety for underage consumption and a third student was charged … Continue reading Campus Safety Report (Sept 9th, 2011)
