Ok, readers …  I did something bad. I swear it started so innocently—there was no way I could possibly have foreseen the damage. I didn’t even want to do it! But, here it is a week later and I feel … dazed, confused—a little dirty? I fell victim to TVD. That television on DVD business is a good way to kiss goodbye your ethics, discipline … Continue reading The pitfall, the danger, the snare of TVD

I’m graduating with a major in bullshitting because knowing how to read and write good (well?) isn’t important to me. I want to learn to make money, lots and lots of money. The largest document I ever intend to write after graduation is a Power Point, and eventually I’ll have a secretary to write any emails longer than ones I send to my friends to … Continue reading How to graduate without reading a book

Buongiorno amici (Italian for hello friends) ~ A new column for you all to enjoy in The Weekly! What’s with the title? In order to better understand it, you must say it in a foreign accent as if you were making fun of Americans. So it comes out sounding: Uuuuuuu-mericans. Before I continue to tease actions of our people, let’s get some background. I am … Continue reading Interesting roots