Gustie sports preview: Advice for collegiate athletes and what to expect

Brady Boie – Sports & Fitness Editor Welcome to the sports section of the Gustavian Weekly! Here is where you will find all the best and most up-to-date sports articles related to the Gustavus Athletic program. You can expect three or four weekly commentaries on the most relevant sporting events and occurrences in the MIAC. These articles will include recaps of the biggest games, features … Continue reading Gustie sports preview: Advice for collegiate athletes and what to expect

Movies from the Library: Vice

Will Sorg – Entertainment Writer The first thing I learned about Dick Cheney was that he was often compared to Darth Vader. My father had a book written by journalist Matt Labash called Fly Fishing With Darth Vader. On the cover of this book is a series of 2010s cultural figures drawn in a caricature-like style. The cover includes Arnold Schwarzenegger, Reverend Al Sharpton, and … Continue reading Movies from the Library: Vice

Do Gusties shine during summer?

Jonas Doerr – Opinions Writer Fire is hot, water is wet, and Gusties shine. It’s one of the undeniable facts of life. There’s a song written about it, in fact – the Gustie Rouser, which you are probably familiar with. “Gusties will shine tonight,” the famous lyrics go. But is it really true? During the summer, when Gusties are far from St. Peter, do they … Continue reading Do Gusties shine during summer?

First year tips, tricks, and more!

  The Weekly – Editorial Staff To the incoming first-years: Welcome to Gustavus! Coming to college, especially in a new area, can be pretty stressful. That is why The Weekly staff would like to provide you with some tips, tricks, and cool spots that will help you as you navigate through your first year here at Gustavus. Beginning with tips- managing a college course load … Continue reading First year tips, tricks, and more!

Letter From The Editor

Cadence Paramore – Editor-in-Chief Hello Gusties! We’re wishing you a warm welcome here at the Weekly to our incoming first-years, the class of 2026, and a welcome back to our sophomores, juniors, and seniors!    My name is Cadence Paramore, and I will be the Editor-in-Chief of the Gustavian Weekly for this fall semester before I graduate in December. As Editor-in-Chief I would like to … Continue reading Letter From The Editor

Campus Safety Report (5/13/22)

Wednesday, May 4, 2022 On Wednesday, May 4, 2022, Campus Safety took a report from a faculty member about a missing picnic table. Thursday, May 5, 2022 On Sunday, May 1, 2022, Campus Safety responded to a medical assist at the Evelyn Young Dining Room. Friday, May 6, 2022 On Friday, May 6, 2022, Campus Safety took a report of vandalism done to the Swanson … Continue reading Campus Safety Report (5/13/22)

Weekly staff says goodbye to another year

The Weekly Staff – With Love <3 As we near the end of the year and the cherry blossoms are just beginning to bloom, campus is abuzz with events and final assignments. And although COVID cases are on the rise, this spring concludes one of the first more “normal” years that Gustavus has seen since the beginning of the pandemic. Many departments, student organizations, and offices … Continue reading Weekly staff says goodbye to another year

The Gustavian Weekly Senior’s Goodbye!

Emily Seppelt For most of my time at Gustavus, my biggest personality trait has been the fact that I worked at the Weekly. Fun fact in class? I work at the Weekly! Looking for important things to share? The Weekly is hiring! (We are, by the way). Somebody invites me to go out? Sorry, I have an article to write. Working at the Weekly has … Continue reading The Gustavian Weekly Senior’s Goodbye!

The Caf raccoon

Jonas Doerr – Opinion Columnist Something hungry prowls the Caf, looking for leftover morsels. It lurks in corners, waiting to pounce on those with leftovers. The tiniest tater tot or smallest spinach leaf cannot escape its careful eye. Most students are not even aware of this lurker. Its behaviors are entirely inconceivable to most members of the Gustavus community. What on earth would lead someone to … Continue reading The Caf raccoon