“Don’t tell them you’re from Gustavus, though. They’ll think you’re—well, they’ll assume you’re desperate.” “Wait, what?” At least that was my reaction. About six months ago, I happened to be shopping at the Penny’s in River Hills down in Mankato, picking up a few President’s Ball items. In the process of discussing the streamlining dynamics of lace briefs under tight dresses with the girl behind … Continue reading Supply and demand
“Thank goodness for Facebook.” There’s a thought that has crossed a lot of minds. I know I’ve had this moment: dead cellphone suffocating your plans or lost numbers keeping you out of touch. Maybe you’ve got no info on your study group except one dude’s last name, so where do you turn? Oh, right, the social hub everyone visits constantly that can be accessed from … Continue reading Everything in moderation
“Nick? What do you think about that?” my grandfather asked his now very confused grandson. “Sorry, what was that? I zoned out for a minute.” “Did you hear about the amendment that’s going to be on the ballot? You know, to re-define marriage?” I smiled weakly and nodded, mostly to stop myself from any other reaction, formulating the perfect response and mentally preparing for war. … Continue reading …not tolerant
With the upcoming Coming Out Week, I wish to convey why we should celebrate homosexual and bisexual relationships. Now many of us have been told that we should be “tolerant” and “open-minded” about lifestyles different from our own. We have been told not to judge others simply because they are different. The main problem with this moral relativist stance is that it fails to grasp … Continue reading Letter to the Editor RE: Coming Out Week
The Gustavus Men’s Tennis team was unstoppable last weekend, capturing both singles and doubles titles while hosting the USTA/ITA Midwest Regional. Junior Amrik Donkena won both the singles draw and also took the doubles crown with partner Mya Smith-Dennis. In the single’s finals, Donkena took the first set 7-5 against his opponent Fabricio Moncada of Saint John’s, but lost the second set 6-3. “Amrik had … Continue reading Men’s and Women’s Tennis Impress at ITA’s
Cloaked in black and gold and stalking the Gustavus campus are a unique group of wild beings, swarming on game days and smearing their faces with paint like indigenous warriors. They are generally not warriors of the gridiron or the soccer pitch and are not required to boast rippling muscles and unfathomable athletic ability. Unique to this breed is the characteristic of an unmatched passion … Continue reading GAC Attack
Despite strong third-day showings, the men’s and women’s golf teams fell just short of a MIAC championship title over the October 1 weekend, taking the runner-up spots at the Bunker Hills Golf Course in Coon Rapids. After concluding Sunday’s round in fifth place, the Gustavus men shot lights out on Monday, posting a tournament-low score of 290(+2). They finished with a three-day total 901(+37) to … Continue reading Men’s and Women’s Golf take second at MIAC Championships
The Rotisserie Chicken is not basted, only seasoned with spices Meat of the day is roasted Minnesota products: carved turkey and Golden Plump chicken Gustie Grill Scrambled eggs are real, cage free eggs Bacon is baked Buns and hoagies are homemade in our Bakery Burgers are 85 percent lean and grilled Hello Wok Stir fry made with less sauce is available upon request … Continue reading A Walk Through the Marketplace
Monday, September 26 • Campus Safety investigated a report of damaged property on college grounds. Tuesday, September 27 • Campus Safety received a report of a theft of a personal laptop from Jackson Campus Center. • Campus Safety responded to a medical assist at the west practice soccer fields. Friday, September 30 • Campus Safety responded to a medical assist at Norelius Hall. … Continue reading Campus Safety Report (Oct 7th, 2011)
