Dear generous stranger:

Thank you for the 41 stripper cards you so kindly sent us in the POs out of the pack of 50 … we know you kept the 9 good ones … wink wink!

We appreciate your thoughtfulness; it was an impressive collection. If you would like to retrieve the cards you are welcome to contact Campus Safety who confiscated them; we are sure they would love to hear from you. Your special gift proves that the Womyn’s Awareness Center is still needed on this campus, and you clearly haven’t gotten the message yet. Singles in the air!

Vagina Love.

The WAC