Professional Fangirl- Katelyn Benschoter On Sunday, March 15th, 2026, the 98th Oscars took place. This is when the creatives behind and in the films that were deemed “the best” from the past year gather to be celebrated. Every year is exciting, and I love to guess what films I think are most likely to win. This year was unique in who got a seat at … Continue reading A Historic Year for Horror
Opinion Editor- Soph White Here I stand—making the demand of the century. CAB, I see you. You let students vote for the artist for the concerts you put on, but I think you need to cut students off. Where is the nostalgia factor? Where is an artist who is single-handedly the most interesting human to exist? CAB bring me Bridgit Mendler or else. Stop stomping … Continue reading CAB Bring Me Bridgit Mendler Or Else…
Opinion Editor- Soph White In my life I have had several academic rivals, all of which were rivalries made up in my head. Although I’ve had several, I’ve felt most passionately angry about a select few of them and their success. But I’ve discovered something odd: Those especially irritating academic rivals make the bestest friends. It happened a total of three separate times, where people … Continue reading Academic Rivals Make the Bestest Friends
Features Editor- Eric Hofer Each year, more and more students run late to class. A student who shows up to class five minutes early in their freshman year may end up getting to class five minutes late by their senior year. Professors have had enough and decided to unite together to put a stop to it by replacing the current cement sidewalks with moving sidewalks, … Continue reading Gustavus Replaces Walkways with Moving Sidewalks
Variety Editor & Editor in Chief- Colleen Coleman & Grace LaTourelle This weekend, The Gustavus Dance Company (GDC) will present Shift/Unravel/Root featuring student choreographers, guest artists Yukina Sato and Darrius Strong, Gustavus Professor Emerita Melissa C. Rolnick, and Continuing Assistant Professors in Dance Sarah Hauss and Jill Patterson. Shift/Unravel/Root explores shifting perspectives, old patterns, and finding new ways to root oneself in the present. The … Continue reading Shift/Unravel/Root Lights Up the Stage
Staff Writer- Cora Hess This week’s Gustie of the Week is the Assistant Director of the Chaplains’ Office, Jodi Maas. Maas, a member of Sensemaking and Storytelling Circle, a Vocation Ambassador, and part of the First Generation community, is very involved around campus. Her job in the Chaplain’s Office consists of managing Chapel and Chill, Lunch and Learn programming, the Gustie Pantry, and working alongside … Continue reading GoW: Jodi Maas
Anonymous The Overinvolved Gustie has died and in the wake of its funeral procession stands a burnt out Organization President with too many hooz-its and whats-itz and not enough attendees to take them. Students are not attending things like they used to. Replete with events, Advising Day brought a lot of promise for connection and joy, yet many organization leaders and event-puter-oners faced poor turnout. … Continue reading LTE: The Death of the Over Involved Gustie
Staff Writer- August von Seth On April 7th, the biannual Ronald S. and Kathryn K. Christenson Lectureship in Politics and Law is being held in the Wallenberg Auditorium. Taking place from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m., this year’s guest speaker is Jay Willis, a journalist who covers the United States Supreme Court and the legal system. He is the editor‑in‑chief of Balls & Strikes, a … Continue reading Journalist Jay Willis Speaks at Gustavus
Staff Writer- Sam Paulsen At 11:00 a.m. on March 28th, 2026, in Minnesota Square Park, St. Peter will experience its third No Kings Protest. The No Kings Protests are nationwide nonviolent demonstrations opposing the current presidential administration. These protests are led and organized by a group called Indivisible, a national organization formed after the 2016 presidential election, focused on resistance to authoritarianism. Indivisible contains many … Continue reading Third “No Kings Day” Protest Comes to St. Peter
News Editor- Jenna Anderson Gustavus Health and Exercise Science Professor Aaron Banks is facing charges of Felony Theft and Felony Possession of Burglary or Theft Tools, according to the Hennepin County District Court. Banks allegedly stole a total of $1299.84 of merchandise from the Scheels sporting goods store in Eden Prairie. Including boxes of ammunition, AR-15 triggers, and an AR-15 Charging Handle. As of March … Continue reading Gustavus Professor Aaron Banks Arrested
