You can’t chug a craft beer

Amid all the furor and hard feelings over The Gustavian Weekly’s coverage of Case Day, I think the widespread anger would be better focused on the existence of Case Day and ways we can change it. Many letters ask us as a newspaper to examine the causes of Case Day. Indeed, what are they? What is it about the Gustavian, collegiate and nationwide culture that allows something like Case Day to occur? Case Day is symptomatic of American drinking culture, which has been informed by our history and consumptive tendencies. I think analyzing how we got to this point might provide the answers that concerned Gusties seek and provide paths towards helping change the problem of collegiate drinking.

I think the main problem comes from viewing drinking as a singular activity. This attitude comes from not respecting beer despite its history and taste in favor of the fact that drinking several could get you drunk. It comes from not knowing how to enjoy a beer responsibly. It also comes from never having had the chance to learn any of these things before being let loose in an environment of inexperience and irresponsibility. It comes from never having the chance to incorporate drinking with other activities because of our dichotomous existence between being a strongly prohibitive nation and simultaneously having societal alcoholic tendencies.

The intention of drinking a beverage of any sort, in my mind, would (or should) be to enjoy it in conjunction with something else. While I don’t doubt that many Gusties and Americans do drink responsibly while doing things, whether it is eating, relaxing or socializing, I think there is a tendency here and elsewhere to view drinking as an activity in itself. The conversation has been repeated a thousand times on campus. “What are you doing this weekend?” “Drinking,” comes the reply. This is an acceptable plan of events for an entire evening.

You wouldn’t plan an evening around drinking Mountain Dew. But somehow immense consumption of a beverage has become the focal point of people’s weekends and evenings. While some beers that people drink at Gustavus do bear a striking resemblance to soda (Bud Light Lime, I’m looking at you … ) I think this is a strange outcome. Viewing drinking as an activity in itself is one cause for our Case Day problem and collegiate drinking in general. But why 24 beers? Why is this level of consumption acceptable? The answer comes from Americans’ penchant for excess and cheap beer available in large quantities. These issues inform American college culture, embedded in our cultural fabric.

Also, this situation has arisen partially because of the drinking history of America. Before Prohibition, 1,400 breweries existed, brewing regionally distinct and diverse brews on smaller scales than what we conceive of now. Prohibition stamped these companies out, and what was left afterward was what beer snobs/geeks call “BMC,” Bud/Miller/Coors, the big three of American brewing. Able to weather the thirteen years of Prohibition, these companies emerged in the post-war America offering a homogenized, watered down beverage to the newly homogenized consumer public of the ‘50s and ‘60s. The diversity of the past departed in favor of light, drinkable (I might be inclined to say water-like) beer available in large quantities. Taste tests indicate that even self-identified loyalists of one company or another cannot taste the difference between their “favorite” and a rival company’s. Combine this with the massive output of these companies, which results in high availability, low price and immense quantities, and you get a nationwide drinking problem.

So we know that Americans drink a lot. But how did the problem become localized on college campuses? Besides our penchant for excess, Americans and the American government have also exercised their penchant for excessive rulemaking despite the logic. Where the prohibition of the 1930s merely promoted unsafe moonshineries and allowed gangster cartels to rise to prominence, a similar division and prohibition is taking place: the prohibition of responsible drinking and discussion of drinking for those under 21.

Just as abstinence-only sex-education causes unsafe attitudes about sex, and subsequently unsafe sex, ageist discrimination of drinking prevents learning and discussion of drinking for those under 21 and causes unsafe attitudes about drinking and then unsafe drinking.

Given a chance to make their own decisions upon arrival at school, college students obviously choose to exercise their newfound freedoms. While many drank throughout high school, the drinking age being at 21 enshrines drinking as a definitely collegiate activity.

I think an attitude shift needs to happen. A shift of respect toward beer, an attitude shift of when and how it is acceptable to drink and an attitude shift of when and how it is acceptable to talk and educate about drinking. Parents shouldn’t be shy about talking about responsible drinking with their children, and people need to rethink beer as not something to guzzle while watching the football game, but something to consider and enjoy—you could even enjoy the football game while doing so. Modesty and conservation- watchwords useful in life—could also play a role here. Beer can be artisanal and delicious. There is a whole world of beer artistry out there. Since 1970, craft breweries have made a resurgence, with breweries like Sierra Nevada, Rogue and Minnesota’s own Surly emphasizing quality over quantity. Consider this—the 5 bucks one spends on a cheap six-pack of awful beer could be spent on a 22 oz bottle of very nice, artisan craft beer that would probably take the same amount of time to drink and probably be more enjoyable.

We need to stop applying our fast-food mentality to drinking and promote healthy discussion on healthy drinking for people of all ages. I think respect is the key word here—respect toward drinking, respect for the intelligence of young people to be able to learn about responsibility, but most importantly respect toward oneself when hazily reaching down to drink beer number 20 out of 24. Perhaps if this respect had been instilled earlier, our student would be reaching for craft beer number three of six. Or not drinking at all … ?

17 thoughts on “You can’t chug a craft beer

  1. “You wouldn’t plan an evening around drinking Mountain Dew.”

    I don’t know — I’m a pretty extreme guy.

    I applaud you for this article. You said it best when you said that people think about beer with a “fast-food mentality.” People want quantity over quality, and they want it cheap. Of course, people are starting to shift away from this mentality in regards to fast food. Many are now opting for local, healthy and sustainable foods.

    I think this shift will come in craft beer. I’m seeing more and more craft beer enthusiasts at the collegiate level, but I’m sure this will be one of the last arenas for this fast-food mentality to crack.

  2. Daniel- thanks for the comment!

    Some of my friends and I homebrew and I would say there is a general appreciation for quality beer in my circle of friends. But that’s just us and there definitely is the fratty fast food attitude in a lot of places.

    Budget forces me to resort to PBR or Keystone now and then and I think that’s probably why craft might not ever make a true inroad. I would love to buy only craft beer but sometimes it’s just not possible.

    Just out of curiosity, how did you happen upon this article?

  3. I agree with, we do need to stop applying our fast-food mentality to drinking and promote healthy discussion on healthy drinking for people of all ages.
    Thanks for sharing you opinion, I like it

  4. You are right when you say beer needs to gain respect, unfortunately in the U.S.A finding a ‘Good’ beer is very difficult which is why the culture of quantity rather than quality has been allowed to flourish.
    Americans in general seem to be unaware of the fact that beer has such a diverse range that enjoying it can (and should) be as satisfying as a good wine tasting evening.

    1. If this were a decade or two ago, Glynn, I would agree that good beer can be tough to find. But these days more and more beer shops, bars and restaurants are carrying quality craft beers. American microbreweries are turning out some of the best beers in the world, and they are by and large easily found.

      It’s not a matter of people being able to find good beer, it’s just a matter of these people not caring to drink good beer. I highly doubt most out there decide to settle for Milwaukee’s Best when they can’t find something better. Good beer is within reach for most everyone in this country.

      1. That’s great to here Daniel and thanks for enlightening me.
        I must admit it is a good few years since I have spent any ‘quality’ time (read drinking time) in the U.S.A. and my comments were partly based on my time spent there more than ten years ago and the American beers that are commonly found outside of the U.S.A.
        You guys need to export more quality beer and dispel the misconceptions shared by so many like myself.
        P.S. Yesterday I looked at quite a few other websites and blogs that certainly reinforce your comment.

  5. America absolutely has the best beer culture in the world, if you know where to look. It has the best breweries, the most adventurous sentiment, the most variety, etc… we do have our share of wretched beers but the craft culture overtakes all in my opinion…

  6. I totally agree, in Barcelona is a brand that makes llamaza Moritz craft beer and high caliadad, of course, limited editions.

  7. I haven’t had a mainstream beer in years and years and years. I have been a fan of micro brews, especially otter creeks line up, and only drink them along with the brews I brew myself at home. One beer line I miss since moving to NE area is Anchor Steam. It is very hard to find here.
    The greatest thing about the proliferation of micro brews is the fun you can have tasting the tons of new ones and how utterly and vastly different they taste. I also love the last 3 months of the year because it seems that is when the micro brews put out some AWESOME tasting seasonal brews
    When ever I travel I ALWAYS look for local brew pub/restaurants to enjoy. Gotta go now. I’m thirsty!

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