Calendar (5/10/13)
May 10, 2013

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the words on the Rosetta Stone. Language scholars were really bummed when this was all it said. Friday, May 10 ...
Calendar (5-03-13)
May 3, 2013

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but they are actually the opinons of an old hermit who lives up yonder past the river and the woods. He likes ...
Calendar (4/26/13)
April 26, 2013

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the transcripts of one of the accreditation meetings people keep talking about. I think they went off topic. Friday, April ...
Calendar (4/19/13)
April 19, 2013

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the comments of a snarky, sarcastic senior who just does not give a s*** about anything anymore. Friday, April 19 ...
Calendar (3/22/13)
March 22, 2013

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the ghost of James Freetly haunting his former page, meaning he is here this weekend complaining about how I ruined ...
Calendar (3/15/13)
March 15, 2013

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather the instructions to a t-shirt cannon. Not necessarily good instructions, but instructions nonetheless. Friday, Mar. 15 Faculty Meeting: Alumni Hall 2:30 ...
Calendar (3/8/13)
March 8, 2013

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather excerpts from some of Russell Crowe’s songs in Les Misérables that we couldn’t understand. Friday, Mar. 8 Yoga in a ...
Calendar (3-1-13)
March 1, 2013

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but rather a voicemail sent to me on Case Day. I wonder why it’s so incoherent. Friday, March 1 Yoga in a ...
Calendar (2-22-13)
February 22, 2013

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but actually what’s in those emails we get at like 1 a.m. that I imagine no one reads. Friday, Feb. 22 Faculty ...
Calendar (2-15-13)
February 15, 2013

The Calendar Page is considered editorial. The opinions expressed herein are not the opinions of The GusTavian Weekly, but the translated manuscript of the Pope’s resignation speech. He loves Wreck-It Ralph. Friday, Feb. 15 Chili Cook-off & Beer Tasting: Interpretive Center 5 ...